Funny Elf on the Shelf Ideas

Mischief is the heart of the tradition: the elf that gets stuck in the cookie jar, gives the family photos mustaches or turns the hallway into a laser maze. These funny elf ideas are cheeky without being destructive, and none of them involve ruining food, furniture or anyone's morning.

The joke usually lives in the note. Every idea here comes with a short funny line your elf can 'write', so even a 2-minute setup lands.

50 ideas · updated October 9, 2026 · written by the ElfNights team

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Quick tips

  • Funny beats elaborate: a good punchline note matters more than a big setup.
  • Keep 'mischief' easy to undo: tape that peels off, washable markers, nothing that wastes food.
  • Save messy ideas (sprinkle angels, flour snow) for weekends when cleanup is part of the fun.
  • Let the elf 'get caught' sometimes; kids love catching the elf being silly.
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  1. Flour Snow Angel Landing
  2. Balloon Ride Arrival
  3. Elf in a Snow Globe
  4. Sleigh Tracks Across the Table
  5. One-Way Ticket to the North Pole
  6. Toilet Paper Snowman
  7. Toilet Paper the Christmas Tree
  8. Toilet Paper Cocoon
  9. Toilet Paper Bowling
  10. Toilet Paper Ski Slope
  11. Toilet Paper Message
  12. Toilet Paper Roll Castle
  13. Marshmallow Bubble Bath
  14. Marshmallow Snowball Fight
  15. Marshmallow Snowman Workshop
  16. Marshmallow Catapult
  17. Roasting Marshmallows over a Flashlight Campfire
  18. Marshmallow Igloo
  19. Marshmallow Hill Sledding
  20. Candy Cane Zipline
  21. Candy Cane Fishing
  22. Candy Cane Hockey
  23. Candy Cane Skis
  24. Mustache Makeover on the Family Photos
  25. Caught in the Cookie Jar
  26. Banana Faces
  27. Googly Eyes in the Fridge
  28. Sticky Note Bedroom Door
  29. Dinosaur (or Toy) Takeover
  30. Doll and Stuffie Spa Day
  31. Cereal Swim Party
  32. Chilling in the Fridge
  33. Sock Sleeping Bag
  34. Paper Airplane Crash Landing
  35. Elf Selfie Spree
  36. Upside-Down Day
  37. Laser Maze in the Hallway
  38. Wrapped Bedroom Door
  39. Mirror Message
  40. Paper Cup Tower
  41. Fishing in the Sink
  42. Sprinkle Snow Angels
  43. LEGO Jail
  44. Brushing Teeth at the Sink
  45. Paper Chain Swing
  46. Elf Hide and Seek
  47. Wi-Fi Name Takeover
  48. Licorice Tug of War
  49. Elves Playing a Board Game
  50. Elf Talent Show

1Flour Snow Angel Landing

Time 5 minMess messyAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Kitchen & food

  1. Sprinkle a thin layer of flour or powdered sugar on a baking sheet or a dark tray.
  2. Lay the elf on its back and wiggle the arms and legs to make a tiny snow angel, then sit it beside the print.
  3. Add a few 'footprints' with your fingertip leading away from the tray.
Elf note: “The North Pole snow came with me! Sorry about the crumbs, landings are hard.”
ArrivalFunny

2Balloon Ride Arrival

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Craft & party bits

  1. Blow up three to five balloons (red, green and white look great) and tie them together.
  2. Tie the strings around the elf's middle and weigh the bunch down with a mug or book so it floats just above the table.
  3. Add a sign: 'Air Mail from the North Pole'.
Elf note: “Balloon express is MUCH faster than reindeer. Don't tell Santa I said that.”
ArrivalFunny

3Elf in a Snow Globe

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Craft & party bits

  1. Use a large clear jar, vase or food container that the elf fits inside.
  2. Fill the bottom with cotton balls or shredded white paper for snow.
  3. Sit the elf inside, put the lid loosely on and add a tag: 'Shake gently... just kidding, please don't'.
Elf note: “I traveled in my own snow globe. It was very bumpy.”
ArrivalFunny

4Sleigh Tracks Across the Table

Time 10 minMess messyAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Kitchen & food, Toys, LEGO or dolls

  1. Dust a dark table runner, tray or baking sheet with flour or powdered sugar.
  2. Roll a toy car or small sleigh through it to make tracks, ending at the edge.
  3. Park the elf in the toy car at the end of the tracks, holding the 'steering wheel'.
Elf note: “Parking a sleigh indoors is harder than it looks. The reindeer are waiting on the roof.”
ArrivalFunny

5One-Way Ticket to the North Pole

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Draw a boarding pass on paper: Flight SLEIGH-1, Gate: Chimney, Seat: Next to Rudolph, Departure: Christmas Eve, midnight.
  2. Fold it in half and tuck it into the elf's arms.
  3. Add a tiny 'luggage tag' with your child's name as the place it is leaving from.
Elf note: “My flight leaves tonight. Seat 1A, right behind Rudolph's nose for the best light.”
GoodbyeFunny

6Toilet Paper Snowman

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toilet paper, Paper, tape & markers

  1. Stack three toilet paper rolls on top of each other.
  2. Draw coal eyes, a carrot nose and buttons on paper, cut them out and tape them on (or use a marker on paper strips).
  3. Wrap a scarf or sock around the 'neck' and sit the elf next to it, admiring its work.
Elf note: “I built a snowman indoors so I wouldn't get cold. His name is Sir Rolls-a-Lot.”
Funny

7Toilet Paper the Christmas Tree

Time 10 minMess a little messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toilet paper

  1. Drape a roll of toilet paper loosely around the tree like garland (avoid lights that get hot).
  2. Leave the half-empty roll near the base.
  3. Hang the elf from a branch tangled in the paper, as if it got caught mid-decoration.
Elf note: “I was decorating. The garland ran out so I improvised.”
Funny

8Toilet Paper Cocoon

Time 5 minMess a little messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toilet paper

  1. Gently wrap the elf in toilet paper from feet to chin, leaving its face out.
  2. Lay it in a shoebox 'bed' or hang it from a cabinet knob with a loop of paper.
  3. Add a note claiming it is turning into a butterfly elf.
Elf note: “Do not disturb. I am becoming a BUTTERFLY ELF. Check back tomorrow.”
Funny

9Toilet Paper Bowling

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toilet paper

  1. Set up 6 or 10 toilet paper rolls in a triangle like bowling pins in a hallway.
  2. Put a small ball at the other end and sit the elf next to it, mid-throw.
  3. Knock one or two pins over so it looks like the game is in progress.
Elf note: “STRIKE! Okay, maybe a spare. Your turn, I bet you can beat my score.”
FunnyGet moving

10Toilet Paper Ski Slope

Time 10 minMess a little messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toilet paper, Craft & party bits

  1. Unroll a long strip of toilet paper down the stairs or from the couch to the floor like a snowy slope.
  2. Tape two craft sticks or two popsicle sticks to the elf's feet as skis.
  3. Pose the elf halfway down the slope with arms out.
Elf note: “Black diamond run! I only fell twice.”
Funny

11Toilet Paper Message

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toilet paper, Paper, tape & markers

  1. Write a short message in marker across several squares of toilet paper, one word per square: 'GOOD MORNING [NAME]'.
  2. Unroll it across the bathroom or hallway floor.
  3. Sit the elf at the end holding the roll.
Elf note: “I ran out of paper so I used the bathroom kind. It's clean, I promise!”
Funny

12Toilet Paper Roll Castle

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toilet paper, Toys, LEGO or dolls

  1. Stand empty and full toilet paper rolls in a circle and stack a second layer for a castle wall.
  2. Add a paper flag on a straw at the top.
  3. Put the elf inside as king or queen, with toy figures as guards.
Elf note: “Welcome to Castle Elf. The guards are friendly, the king is a little bossy.”
Funny

13Marshmallow Bubble Bath

Time 2 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Marshmallows

  1. Fill a bowl, mug or small tub with mini marshmallows.
  2. Sit the elf in it up to its waist like a bubble bath.
  3. Add a toothbrush or cotton swab as a 'back scrubber' and a washcloth on its head.
Elf note: “Ahhh. North Pole spa day. Do NOT eat my bubbles.”
FunnyTreat

14Marshmallow Snowball Fight

Time 5 minMess a little messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Marshmallows, Toys, LEGO or dolls

  1. Line up toys or stuffed animals on two sides of a table like two teams.
  2. Build little marshmallow 'forts' in front of each team and scatter mini marshmallows between them.
  3. Put the elf on one side, arm raised mid-throw.
Elf note: “The stuffed animals started it. I'm winning by a lot.”
FunnyTwo elves

15Marshmallow Snowman Workshop

Time 10 minMess a little messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Marshmallows, Kitchen & food

  1. Stack three large marshmallows on a toothpick or pretzel stick to make small snowmen.
  2. Draw faces with a food-safe marker or add sprinkles stuck on with a dab of frosting.
  3. Line them up on a plate with the elf 'teaching' them to stand still.
Elf note: “I made you some snowmen. They taste like snow, if snow was delicious.”
FunnyTreat

16Marshmallow Catapult

Time 10 minMess a little messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Marshmallows, Craft & party bits

  1. Make a mini catapult: stack 5 craft sticks, wrap rubber bands on each end, wedge one stick underneath and band a plastic spoon to the top.
  2. Load a mini marshmallow in the spoon and aim it at a paper cup target.
  3. Leave the elf beside it with a scoreboard on paper.
Elf note: “Science experiment complete. Can you hit the cup from 3 feet away?”
FunnyLearningGet moving

17Roasting Marshmallows over a Flashlight Campfire

Time 10 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Marshmallows

  1. Build a 'campfire' from a flashlight pointing up, covered with red and orange tissue paper or a crumpled red napkin.
  2. Ring it with toy blocks or stones and add a few sticks or pencils on top.
  3. Give the elf a toothpick or skewer with a marshmallow on the end.
Elf note: “Campfire stories tonight? I know a good one about a reindeer who got lost.”
FunnySweet & cozy

18Marshmallow Igloo

Time 15 minMess a little messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Marshmallows, Kitchen & food

  1. Cut a paper bowl in half (or use a small upside-down bowl) as a dome.
  2. Stick mini marshmallows all over it with frosting or a dab of honey, leaving a doorway.
  3. Sit the elf at the igloo door.
Elf note: “Home sweet home! It reminds me of the North Pole, but stickier.”
Funny

19Marshmallow Hill Sledding

Time 5 minMess a little messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Marshmallows

  1. Pile mini marshmallows into a hill on a tray or tilted baking sheet.
  2. Use a spoon, lid or cardboard as a sled.
  3. Pose the elf on the sled at the top of the hill.
Elf note: “Sled run is open! Fresh powder this morning.”
Funny

20Candy Cane Zipline

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Candy canes, Craft & party bits

  1. Tie a string or ribbon tight between two chairs, doorknobs or the stair railing, sloping down.
  2. Hook a candy cane over the string and hang the elf's hands from the crook.
  3. Put a few candy canes or a pillow at the landing end.
Elf note: “Wheee! I did 47 laps before sunrise.”
FunnyGet moving

21Candy Cane Fishing

Time 5 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Candy canes, Candy & chocolate

  1. Fill a bowl with gummy fish or wrapped candies.
  2. Hook a candy cane over the edge like a fishing rod (tie a short string to it if you like).
  3. Sit the elf on the rim with a catch already hooked.
Elf note: “Ice fishing, North Pole style. The fish taste sugary here.”
FunnyTreat

22Candy Cane Hockey

Time 5 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Candy canes, Craft & party bits

  1. Use two candy canes as hockey sticks and a cotton ball or bottle cap as a puck.
  2. Set up two goals from cups, boxes or LEGO.
  3. Pose the elf (and a toy opponent) mid-game.
Elf note: “Elf 3, Teddy 0. Teddy wants a rematch tonight.”
FunnyGet movingTwo elves

23Candy Cane Skis

Time 5 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Candy canes, Books

  1. Make a ramp by leaning a large book or cutting board against a stack of books.
  2. Tape two straight candy canes to the elf's feet with the hooks curling up at the front.
  3. Pose it at the top of the ramp ready to race down.
Elf note: “Candy cane skis are the fastest. Also the most delicious.”
Funny

24Mustache Makeover on the Family Photos

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Cut little mustaches, glasses and bows from paper.
  2. Stick them onto framed family photos with a tiny loop of tape (on the glass, not the photo).
  3. Leave the elf holding the marker and scissors, looking proud.
Elf note: “Everyone looked so serious. I fixed it. You're welcome.”
Funny

26Banana Faces

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Kitchen & food, Paper, tape & markers

  1. Draw funny faces on bananas (or clementines) with a ballpoint or food-safe marker; the peel protects the fruit.
  2. Give them names: Mr. Grumpy, Baby Banana, Grandpa Peel.
  3. Sit the elf in the fruit bowl like the family photographer.
Elf note: “Meet the Banana Family. Please be gentle, they bruise easily.”
Funny

27Googly Eyes in the Fridge

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Craft & party bits

  1. Stick googly eyes on milk, eggs, yogurt, juice and vegetables in the fridge.
  2. Leave the elf on the top shelf holding the googly eye bag.
  3. Optional: add little speech bubbles ('Drink me first!').
Elf note: “Everything in your fridge has been WATCHING you. Now you know.”
Funny

28Sticky Note Bedroom Door

Time 15 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Cover your child's bedroom door (outside) with sticky notes in a pattern, a heart or their initial.
  2. Write a tiny message on a few: 'Good morning!', 'Elf was here'.
  3. Sit the elf at the bottom holding the pad.
Elf note: “I may have used ALL the sticky notes. Worth it.”
Funny

29Dinosaur (or Toy) Takeover

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toys, LEGO or dolls

  1. Line up toy dinosaurs, animals or action figures on the kitchen table or counter.
  2. Put them in a scene: raiding the fruit bowl, climbing the coffee maker, or marching in a parade.
  3. Place the elf on top of the biggest toy, leading the charge.
Elf note: “The dinosaurs wanted breakfast. I couldn't stop them. Okay, I helped.”
Funny

30Doll and Stuffie Spa Day

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toys, LEGO or dolls

  1. Wrap dolls or stuffed animals in washcloths like towels and give them cucumber 'slices' made from green paper.
  2. Set out cotton balls, an empty lotion bottle and a hair brush.
  3. Put the elf in charge with a tiny name tag: 'Spa Manager'.
Elf note: “Everyone deserved a day off. Your stuffies are VERY relaxed now.”
FunnySweet & cozy

31Cereal Swim Party

Time 5 minMess a little messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Kitchen & food

  1. Pour dry ring-shaped cereal into a large bowl or baking dish.
  2. Float the elf on its back on top of the cereal, using a donut or bagel as a pool float.
  3. Add sunglasses made from paper or a doll's pair.
Elf note: “Pool day! The water is crunchy but the vibes are great.”
FunnyTreat

32Chilling in the Fridge

Time 2 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Nothing extra

  1. Sit the elf on a fridge shelf next to the milk or butter.
  2. Drape a napkin around its shoulders like a blanket.
  3. Leave the door shut so your child finds it at breakfast.
Elf note: “It was too warm in your house. I needed some North Pole air.”
Funny

33Sock Sleeping Bag

Time 2 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Nothing extra

  1. Slide the elf into a fuzzy sock up to its chin.
  2. Lay it on a pillow, a slipper or a folded napkin.
  3. Add a tiny paper 'Zzz' or a book next to it.
Elf note: “So cozy... five more minutes...”
FunnySweet & cozy

34Paper Airplane Crash Landing

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Fold a paper airplane and crumple its nose a bit.
  2. Stick it nose-first into a plant pot, a couch cushion or a fruit bowl.
  3. Lay the elf next to it, upside down or with a 'bandage' (tape) on its head.
Elf note: “Note to self: don't fly paper planes indoors. I'm fine. Mostly.”
Funny

35Elf Selfie Spree

Time 5 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Nothing extra

  1. Take 5 to 10 photos on an old phone, tablet or your phone with the elf in silly poses around the house (close-ups are funnier).
  2. Leave the elf holding the device, opened to the photo gallery.
  3. Or print one selfie and tape it to the fridge.
Elf note: “Check the camera roll. I'm extremely photogenic.”
Funny

36Upside-Down Day

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Nothing extra

  1. Flip a few things upside down: picture frames, cereal boxes, chairs, the couch cushions, the toothbrush cup.
  2. Hang or stand the elf upside down too.
  3. Leave a note announcing Upside-Down Day.
Elf note: “!yaD nwoD-edispU ot emocleW (Read it in the mirror!)”
Funny

37Laser Maze in the Hallway

Time 15 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Craft & party bits

  1. Tape red yarn or crepe paper streamers in zigzags across a hallway at different heights.
  2. Hang the elf 'stuck' in the middle like a spy.
  3. Leave a note challenging kids to cross without touching a 'laser'.
Elf note: “Top secret security test. Can YOU get through without touching the red lines?”
FunnyGet moving

38Wrapped Bedroom Door

Time 15 minMess a little messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Tape wrapping paper over the outside of your child's bedroom door frame (once they're asleep).
  2. Add a big bow and a gift tag: 'To [name], From your elf'.
  3. Sit the elf outside on the floor, so they burst through to find it.
Elf note: “Your door looked a little plain. Now it's a present! Burst through!”
Funny

39Mirror Message

Time 2 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Write a short message on the bathroom mirror with a dry-erase marker or washable window marker ('Brush your teeth! - Elf').
  2. Test a corner first to be sure it wipes off.
  3. Sit the elf on the sink holding the marker.
Elf note: “I left you a message. Your teeth look great, by the way.”
FunnySweet & cozy

40Paper Cup Tower

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Nothing extra

  1. Stack plastic or paper cups into a pyramid on the table or floor.
  2. Put the elf on top (or halfway up, looking tired).
  3. Add a note: 'Can you build one taller than mine?'
Elf note: “I built a tower taller than me. Can you beat it?”
FunnyLearning

41Fishing in the Sink

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Kitchen & food

  1. Fill a clean sink or big bowl with a little water and float fish-shaped crackers or toy fish.
  2. Make a rod from a pencil, string and a paper clip hook.
  3. Sit the elf on the edge holding the rod.
Elf note: “Gone fishing. Caught three so far. One got away (it was huge).”
Funny

42Sprinkle Snow Angels

Time 5 minMess messyAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Kitchen & food

  1. Pour colorful sprinkles in a thin layer on a baking sheet.
  2. Lay the elf down and move its arms and legs to make an 'angel'.
  3. Sit it next to the print with sprinkles on its hat.
Elf note: “Rainbow snow is my favorite kind of snow.”
Funny

43LEGO Jail

Time 10 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Toys, LEGO or dolls

  1. Build a small cell from LEGO or blocks around the elf.
  2. Line up toy figures as 'guards' outside the bars.
  3. Add a sign: 'Caught stealing cookies'.
Elf note: “I've been framed! It was the dinosaur. Please bust me out!”
Funny

44Brushing Teeth at the Sink

Time 2 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Nothing extra

  1. Sit the elf on the bathroom sink.
  2. Lean a toothbrush (a spare one) against its arm with a pea-sized blob of toothpaste on a tissue.
  3. Add a note reminding everyone of the 2-minute rule.
Elf note: “Shiny teeth for the nice list! Two minutes, top and bottom.”
Funny

45Paper Chain Swing

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Make two short paper chains from strips of red and green paper.
  2. Tape them to the underside of a shelf and attach a small piece of cardboard as the seat.
  3. Sit the elf on the swing.
Elf note: “Higher! HIGHER! Okay, that's high enough.”
Funny

46Elf Hide and Seek

Time 2 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8

Props: Paper, tape & markers

  1. Hide the elf somewhere a little tricky but safe (behind a curtain with its feet showing, inside a boot).
  2. Leave a note on the kitchen table: 'I'm hiding! You're getting warmer near something soft...'
  3. Give one extra clue at breakfast if needed.
Elf note: “Ready or not! Here's a clue: I'm somewhere that smells like feet.”
FunnyGet moving

47Wi-Fi Name Takeover

Time 5 minMess no messAges 9+

Props: Nothing extra

  1. If you control the router app, temporarily rename the Wi-Fi network to something like 'Elf Is Watching' or 'NicelistHQ' (or just write a fake 'new password' note).
  2. Leave the elf next to the router or the family tablet.
  3. Change it back the next day.
Elf note: “I upgraded your Wi-Fi name. The new password is 'BeNice'. Kidding. Mostly.”
Funny

48Licorice Tug of War

Time 2 minMess no messAges 5-8, 9+

Props: Candy & chocolate

  1. Give each elf one end of a licorice rope or a piece of red yarn.
  2. Pose them leaning back, pulling against each other.
  3. Put a line of tape on the table as the center mark.
Elf note: “Who will win? We'll have a rematch tonight.”
Two elvesFunny

49Elves Playing a Board Game

Time 5 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toys, LEGO or dolls

  1. Set up a board game (checkers, Candy Land, UNO cards) mid-game on the table.
  2. Sit both elves on either side, one looking very pleased.
  3. Leave a note challenging the winner to a family game after dinner.
Elf note: “We played all night. Who wants to play the winner?”
Two elvesFunny

50Elf Talent Show

Time 10 minMess no messAges 2-4, 5-8, 9+

Props: Toys, LEGO or dolls, Paper, tape & markers

  1. Make a stage from a box or a shelf with a paper curtain.
  2. Pose one elf 'performing' (juggling pom-poms or holding a toy guitar) and the other as audience with a scorecard.
  3. Line up stuffies as the crowd.
Elf note: “Tonight's winner: ME. Okay, it was a tie.”
Two elvesFunny

FAQ

What are good funny elf ideas that don't make a mess?

Googly eyes in the fridge, mustaches on the family photos (taped to the glass), the elf stuck in a drawer, the TV remote takeover and the toilet paper snowman are all funny and take seconds to undo.

Is it okay for the elf to be naughty?

Most families keep it to harmless mischief: silly, never mean, and never breaking house rules kids have to follow. If the elf 'misbehaves', its note can apologize, which is a nice model.

What should a funny elf note say?

Keep it short and in the elf's voice, with an excuse or a brag: 'I can explain! I was checking the cookies for quality.' Every idea on this page includes one you can copy.